Monday, 9 May 2011

Best Friends Club I

Dear Ms Wonderbra,

I know what you're planning to do right now. You're planning to go back on Facebook chat and spend the next 5 hours talking to Nikki. Aren't you?

You're not going to keep avoiding her for no reason other than you can't be bothered. This is what friendship is all about: Commitment. You know what's going to happen if you keep this up, don't you? If you lose this one then you're going to be alone and friendless for the rest of your life. I know you may enjoy your own company now but trust me if you spend enough time alone with yourself you'll find out that you are about as interesting as a wet carrot.


The Manager
Best Friends Club

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